Women and wine, it’s perhaps the closest and most fun relationship out there. It’s stable, strong and reliable. Wine is there to comfort you in the toughest of times and the most exciting of celebrations. Perhaps this is why women love wine in the first place, there is always a time for wine.
Whether you are drowning your sorrows from yet another miserable day at the office or celebrating your most recent promotion, you know exactly what you are doing at the end of the day, that’s right, cracking open (or twisting off the cap of) a fresh bottle of vino.
So why is a wine better than any other type of drink out there?
- It makes you feel classy. You could be bundled up in your sweatpants and underneath a blanket, but as long as you have a full glass of wine in hand, you’ve never felt classier
- It’s technically fruit. How many glasses do the recommended nine servings translate to?
- Even if your teeth are purple, you still feel sexy. Chances are you won’t even realize your once pearly whites have turned five shades darker.
- You don’t feel bloated the way you do after beer. You don’t get full from wine the way you do with other alcohols, which is probably why this is always your drink of choice.
- The bartender can never mess up your drink order. The only way your bartender could possibly screw it up is if he under-pours the glass.
- Because talking about it makes you sound smart and pretentious at the same time. You may not know anything about tannins or varietals, but you know you like Chardonnay and, honestly, that’s good enough for you.
- It serves as a great excuse to eat cheese. As if you needed any other excuses to eat cheese.
- No one will judge you for drinking it at 9 am on a plane. Everyone understands — flying is stressful. That’s why they even serve alcohol on planes in the first place. You know you’d be judging that guy drinking Don Julio on a 9 am flight, but no one would judge you for enjoying a nice glass of wine.
- Because one glass of red wine can be the equivalent of one hour at the gym. No, seriously… check out the science behind it.
- Because it now comes in the form of ice cream. Too good to be true? Nope, we offer our very own wine ice cream in the summer!
- It serves as the perfect excuse to stay in on a cold night. As if the cold wasn’t a good enough excuse!
- There is no better bait to convince a friend to stay in with you than with a bottle of wine. One bottle for you, one bottle for me.
- It’s the best sleep aid you can get without a prescription. You may not remember falling asleep, but it will still be the best sleep you’ve gotten in forever.
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